Aaaand we’re off.
It’s the last of the infamous Kinne family camping vacations. Or at least the last for me. I hope.
From the seaside in San Diego to Old Faithful at Yellowstone National Park; from Disneyworld to Hersheypark; from a hike into the Kentucky woods that yielded nothing but bug bites to a pre-dawn wake up to see the sunrise off the shores of Bar Harbor that yielded (three hours later) the realization that if it was light up, the sun must be up, despite the fog, we’ve done…well, if not all of this-land-is-your-land, a lot of it.
When you consider that my first family vacation was also the occasion of my first spanking (“That didn’t hurt! Do it again!”), it seems fitting, really, that I end my tenure as a financial dependent and Kentucky resident with one last family excursion.
So if, over the next week and a half, you hear screams emanating from a campground in Lorton, Virginia, the monuments and museums of Washington, D.C., the shores of the Atlantic at Assateague Island, or the hills of a yet-to-be-determined location in West Virginia, don’t worry. Say a prayer for me…and my family, and go about your day.
We really do love each other (I think), and I’ll be back with a load of fantastic dysfunctional family stories on August 8th.
Because really, what family isn’t dysfunctional?

