It has been too long since I last wrote. Too many ideas come and gone, too many stories to tell, too many tasks to accomplish at work, too many thoughts flitting through my mind.
There’s no way I can catch up on all of that.
So instead I’ll tell you a story. The story of Bread Man and the Courtship Cake.
(Sounds like one of Aesop’s fables, no?) “Once upon a time…”
No, really.
Last week I was driver for DenUM (we rotate through about every 6 weeks). Tuesday morning is when we do our bread run. So, like a good little DenUM staff person, on Tuesday morning at 9 a.m. I hopped into the cargo van and drove off to City Harvest Food Bank.
When you get to City Harvest, you have to pull up to this garage door in the alleyway, get out, ring the doorbell to get someone to open the garage door, and then pull into the warehouse. So I did that. And out came Bread Man to open the door.
Bread Man is quite the character. He’s a happy-go-lucky, 50+ year-old black man with approximately two teeth. He has a spring in his step which is probably a limp imbued with lots of energy, and I would not be surprised at all to learn that he had committed a felony or two in his lifetime.
Now, you should know a little bit about my last interaction with Bread Man. The last time I went to City Harvest, I forgot to unlock the back doors to the van before leaving DenUM – the doors don’t unlock from the outside, so if they’re locked, you have to crawl through the van to get back there and unlock them. When I do that, I usually just jump out the back door, because it’s easier than crawling back the other direction. So last time Bread Man saw me, it was as I jumped out the back door of the DenUM van.
So I pull into the warehouse. I got out the driver-side door this time, but Bread Man remembered me. “I’ve been waiting to see you again!”
“Oh?” I replied. (I’ve learned in my three months at DenUM that being a little flirty with Bread Man means we get loaves of whole grain bread instead of white hot dog buns – important for our clients!)
So, we started loading the bread into boxes. I knew that Bread Man was given me the eye, but he kept bringing out better bread, so I didn’t mind and carried on our lighthearted conversation.
As I was loading the boxes back into the van, Bread Man approached. “Hey, do you think I could take you out sometime?”
“I don’t think my boyfriend would like that very much” (I couldn’t help but grin as I imagined Peter’s reaction to this person asking me this question.)
“Aww shucks. Well, you tell me when you’re rid of him, okay?”
“Oh, I will!”
The bread was now loaded and I was filling out paperwork. Bread Man disappeared into the large walk-in cooler. Next thing I knew, he was standing beside me with a cake.
Not just any cake. A chocolate butter cream cake with red and yellow frosting. A cake that had probably fallen over in its box at the King Sooper’s bakery, judging by the look of it.
“This is for you.”
I graciously accepted what I have since dubbed “the courtship cake,” thinking, “What in the world am I coing to do with a whole cake?!”
The cake spent two days in the refrigerator at DenUM. I was about to give in and bring it home to show Beth and then put in the dumpster when one of our volunteers walked back into the food pantry.
“I have a client out front who needs a cake. It’s her birthday, and she was just wondering if we had any cake…do we have any cake?”
Poor man. It was his first day doing intakes. He certainly didn’t become any less flustered as I looked up from my post on the floor, where I was bagging leftover bread from Panera, and exclaimed, “Give her the courtship cake!”
In the craziness of the Holiday season at a food service agency and the strangeness of receiving a cake from the Bread Man, I can’t help but believe that this was a God moment.
And so I gave a client my courtship cake.
Hopefully Bread Man doesn’t find out.